I am Jordan. Graduate of the University of Michigan and grad student at the University of Denver.

Yes, you can follow me.

 

punacceptable:

  • do not glorify cutting
  • do not glorify aneroxia or ed’s
  • do not glorify apathy
  • do not glorify hating yourself
  • do not glorify anxiety
  • do not glorify mental disorders
  • do not glorify suicide
  • do not do not do not do not do not do NOT

Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, all I could do was look at her and thank God, thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, and the whole universe, and anyone else I can possibly thank…that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform, and that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak…

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(Source: amywiliams)

Contrary to English or German usage, it is considered impolite to address someone as monsieur X when talking to that person: a mere monsieur should be used, monsieur X being reserved for talking about M. X to another person.

americankopite:

Six months of ball-shriveling cold, two days of sunshine, another week of ball-shriveling cold, a week of lukewarm temps like a baked potato that was sitting in the oven for an hour, and now torrential rain, lighting, and hail from the angry butthole of Zeus.

That’s Pure Michigan.

lesbianships:

sonianeverland:

barbiefett:

azurite-crystals:

So lemme get this straight

Robin Thicke

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this is ok and sexy and fun haha

Justin Timberlake

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This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern

Miley Cyrus

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THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT

Is this correct?

reblogging a gain

Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary

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(Source: crystvl)